Redneck Pick Up Lines
I can only pray these don't work. Can you imagine the genetic offspring created by combining the DNA from someone that would even use these lines with the person that actually fell for them?
1) Did you fart?
cuz you shore blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
ever time I think about it my nuts tighten up.
posted by The Guy in the Back @ 6:08 AM
5 comments
5 Comments:
sadly i have used most of these.
even more sadly, they dont work on my wife
lol...these are a riot. but you're the gene pool would definitely be severely contaminated with the matchups these would produce.
Beauty is only a light switch away - now that's priceless right there!
hahahaha
LMAO, OH man these are hilarious!!.
I've got another one:
Gimme 8 seconds honey & make sure the judges are watchin'!
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